Here comes that evil hat!

Oh God...It's that time again...

After 5 years, it doesn't get any easier and I still don't like it
It's not too bad. Just lay down and look really cute! You will get a cookie out of it...
Excuse me????Wait! You got one too Zoe? Can I tear yours off since I can't get mine off?

Zoe are you as miserable as I am? WHAT? sit here and look cute??!! I am a terrier - I don't want to and I don't have to!! I will looked pissed so she knows I am not happy
NO BULLY KISSES FOR YOU TONIGHT MOM!
Hey guys...What's going on?

Sure I will try.....Yea - ummm I don't dig the red hat either...
MUST
GET IT
OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Better get to my place before she tries that again!